phanrocksmycrocs:

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation 

i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH

(via mylittle-daydreams)

pluraloftoast:

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

Oh my god that took so long for me to understand.

(via mylittle-daydreams)

danisnotafaggot:

do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend

(via grantare)

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

(via still-got-legs)

odysseiarex:

itscypher:

dontcrosscross:

• Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude

Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor

no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER

(via still-got-legs)

ifoundalittlepieceofsunshine:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion

ive come to the conclusion they are sims

(via still-got-legs)

nahshaw:

ohana means family and family means doN’T FUCKING TALK TO ME WHEN MY HEADPHONES ARE ON

(via still-got-legs)

mutisija:

mutisija:

*throws confetti*

*collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*

(via simplytumblingallalone)

a-tardis-full-of-fandoms:

stardust-and-petrichor:

I guess you could say the Doctor’s gravestone is…

Dead Sexy.

(via still-got-legs)