everyone who’s new to tumblr
everyone who’s new to tumblr
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Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn't want to live there
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
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You know you’ve been on the computer too long when…
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“Gary actually came around the next morning, because we lived near each other at the time, and he said, ‘Have you seen the new book? We’ve got a lot of work to do, mate.’ He was quite happy, and I didn’t know how to break it to him. So I said, ‘Have you actually read it yet, Gaz?’ ‘No, just flicked through it.’ A few days later I’m in makeup and he comes in and sits down and goes, ‘Have you heard the news?’ ‘What’s that, Gaz?’ ‘It’s terrible fucking news’ ‘What is it?’ ‘You know how everyone is talking about who dies in book five? It’s fucking me! This woman puts the poor bastard in prison for 12 years, brings him back for a few scenes, and then she kills him!’”
David Thewlis on Gary Oldman finding out Sirius dies in ‘Order of the Phoenix’
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oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
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“And in that moment, I swear we were infinite…”
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when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
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That’s ok. Harry Potter has sold billions of books, made trillions at box office, made it possible for all fantasy series to exist, made child literacy cool, has not 1 but 2 theme parks, has an entire music genre, inspired an international sport, and changed the lives of millions.
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“Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?”
Thor’s face. That little “are you fucking serious?”, somewhat amused head nod. It reeks of “fuck you.” He doesn’t even know who or what Shakespeare is but he’s smart enough to realize he’s being mocked, meanwhile he’s just standing there thinking to himself, “This man of metal mocks me. He mocks me with this spear of shakes. As to why one would shake their spear in a park, I know not. Perhaps it is one of those absurd suggestive remarks mortals make. How silly of - wait did he just insult me and my mother in the same sentence?!”
Spear of shakes
Spear of shakes
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trying to decide on a title for my english essay
that works
i just got it back today
mission accomplished
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if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement
and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter
do people not realize this or
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Best fight - Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig
THEY RAISE THE MIKE WHEN ALEXANDER STARTS TALKING IN THE LAST GIF OMG
oh my gOD
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